Pizza Face Off

We've been “afterschooling” lately-supplementing a not-so-great teacher’s kindergarten curriculum (AKA free daycare) with our own lessons. Tonight’s lesson combined reading, math, science, civics, photography, and writing, and ended with a delicious dinner. 

Left: cauliflower crust, right: meatza

I planned for pizza this week, but we needed a few last minute items, so we started at the grocery store where the man cub had a list of things to find and compare prices. The question of the night was: cauliflower crust pizza, or meatza? He was skeptical of meatza and oddly confident about of cauliflower crust so we decided to make both. We measured and cooked together, he took pictures and wrote our recipe tweaks for next time, then we ate and voted for the winner. 

Candidate #1 Cauliflower Crust Pizza:

We followed this recipe pretty closely for the crust, but topped with just mozzarella and pepperoni. I mixed an easy sauce with a small can of organic tomato paste, a can of water, 1 tsp minced garlic, 1 tsp each oregano and basil, and a dash of sea salt. 

The recipe says to use a cooking spray to grease the pan and then “spray crust with cooking spray”. Instead, we used coconut oil on the pan and took our chances with the crust. After 15 minutes of baking the edge was getting a little dark and the top wasn’t as golden as it could have been, but once the toppings were added and broiled, it was perfect.

Candidate #2 Meatza:

We started with this recipe as our base, but changed a few things out of necessity. We left out the cheese in the crust since I can’t tolerate it. We used fresh pressed garlic instead of powder, added an extra ½ tsp chili powder and skipped the cayenne since we didn't have any on hand. I diced up some shallots instead of using onion powder. Finally, we added some finely chopped basil to the crust mixture.

We topped it with the sauce mentioned above and made one with mozzarella and pepperoni, another with no cheese, just sauce, peppers, tomatoes, shallots, garlic and basil.  

Here are all of the crusts going into the oven

The verdict?

That's "best guess spelling" for "meatza is the winner"

Pizza is a lot like sex; 

even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty damn good!

I couldn’t try the cauliflower crust because it has cheese in it, but it smelled amazing and had a texture that was closer to traditional crust. Man Cub was sad to find out that “it tastes like cauliflower”. (Next lesson? Predictions)

Meatza was a clear winner for him. He was thrilled with himself, and ate about four pieces. Mine was good, but it’s not quite pizza without cheese or pepperoni (If anyone knows of a casein free pepperoni I’d be all over it). 

So there it is...give it a try and let me know what wins in YOUR house!